Major Conn MacLeod (Ret,) is definitely no ordinary forty-six year old - and he now has an even longer list of achievements to prove it. Just six years after successfully passing through a "portal" from 21st Century Earth to medieval Meshech, he is conceivably the wealthiest man alive; master of numerous demesnes, farmer, industrialist and merchant - and soon to be the father of thirteen children. Despite his obvious success, he is risking it all by intervening in a war that is not of his making and is leading his small army again huge odds. His opponents are aided by the Ancuman, powerful warriors from a distant continent, who, guided by their mad Goddess, are trying to conquer Meshech and enslave everyone - and who is taking his constant interfering extremely poorly. What happens if you "really" upset a goddess?
Thankfully, he has his slave girl, the beautiful but deadly Priecuman warrior Halla, to keep him diverted and the mighty warrior, Derryth of the Twacuman, to keep him alive.
With a lopsided war to fight, amorous women to placate, and an irate Goddess to elude, what could possibly go wrong?
