Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk


By Chuck Palahniuk

  • Release Date: 2005-05-03
  • Genre: Horror
4 Score: 4 (From 214 Ratings)


Haunted is a novel made up of twenty-three horrifying, hilarious, and stomach-churning stories. They’re told by people who have answered an ad for a writer’s retreat and unwittingly joined a “Survivor”-like scenario where the host withholds heat, power, and food. As the storytellers grow more desperate, their tales become more extreme, and they ruthlessly plot to make themselves the hero of the reality show that will surely be made from their plight. This is one of the most disturbing and outrageous books you’ll ever read, one that could only come from the mind of Chuck Palahniuk.



    By Bubble+tea=7,000
    6.4/10 I like Chuck Palahniuk, I think he's a really imaginative guy and a really smart writer, but sometimes he plunges into the depths of pretentious nihilism and can't dig himself out (we love war, we love global warming, we love acid rain, all that bs) and portions of the book are weighted down by this. Also, I couldn't find the book remotely scary or, really that disturbing because the stories just got to points of hilarious ridiculesness (I do admit I gagged during Guts). Not that that's a bad thing (I'll say it again: Chuck's got a colorfull imagination) but I think he was really going for the shocking and disturbing depravity of something like say American Psycho. He just doesn't have Bret Easton Ellis' chilling realism, and that's a good thing. If there's one thing I can't stand is rip-off artists (Although Chuck and Bret share similar themes of capatalism and extreme violence and are both grouped into the transgressive writers catogory, and Bret Easton Ellis is cited as one of Palahniuk's influences, oh wait, there might be a lot more similiaties between them than I thought). The problem is that the book lives in such a detached world that it's hard to be disturbed by it's gross out gruesome violence when you feel your not even on the same planet with these people. Part of the problem was that the characters actions weren't really realistic, they were driven to cut off their toes and slit their noses and do other horrible things to themselves so fast that it just didn't work. Also, the constant emphasizing of the characters narcassism, (splitting the stories in that many less ways as people died, the mythology of us) all that just became overbearing as hell to me. Chuck, I get it! They are shallow! They are very, very shallow people who are just involved in themselves and only care how they'll look on the cover of People magazine after the whole ordeal is through. I get it! After all that ranting I do have to admit, sometimes stories were either pretty-good, really-good, or flat out great. And there were those one or two that were completely pointless and dumb (the people cross dressing and getting punched to raise money to crash a plane, well, I won't spoil it, I just found that one to be terrible). At least 90% of them were imaginative, even some of those that misfired. I can understand some complaints by critics saying that Chuck is just looking to shock and disturb with his writing, and there's no real depth in it, and I though I don't completely agree with that I can understand that from a critical view point. I felt drained after reading this book, and felt like never wanting to read another palahniuk book again, not because the book was bad, just because it was way too much Palahniuk for one book. It was bursting to the seams with Palahniuk. If Chuck just had published these as a group of short stories without the terrible narrative thread holding it together, and maybe grouped the more comedic stories and the more horrific stories into two diffent books, then we might get somewhere. But for now, this book is always going to be this way, dysfuctional, sometimes great, sometimes terrible, most times pretty good. Oh, and before some people get up in arms because I don't get it's social commentary or it's "devastating" revelations on the human race, listen to this. I get it's social commentary, I really, really do, but there's nothing I hate more than getting bashed over the head by social commentary, and I especially don't like it if that social commentary is as one note as it is in this book. And the so called revelations on the human race? There just unrepetentlly nihilistic, like marathoning 14 hours straight of Michael Haneke movies, lighten it up a little, please, for everybody's sake. I feel like a very divided person right now. It was really hard to score this book. One last thing before I conclude, a note to all Palahniuk fans, of which I consider myself one (not a fervent one, admittedly), rate a book on it's own merits, not on the sickness of it's content. That's like rating Seven a 10/10 because it showed the aftermath of a man skinned and tied down to a bed, and not giving it props for it's brilliantly precise cinematography and viciously brilliant and emotionally devastating ending. Palahniuk, take note. That's how you end a story like a boss. Not with the sentence "the mythology of us". In short, it's a mixed bag. But it's a Palahniuk mixed bag, which means it's at least going to be interesting.
  • WoW

    By Yaz play
  • Awesome.

    By Oldsoulbrother
    Also gross.
  • Oh my god

    By Katiebaby6
    This book reveals the true horrors of humanity that most of us are ignorant to. Sick, twisted, vulgar, and I LOVED IT!!!! I'm a slow reader but I read this book in three days. Impossible to put down. Sooo addicting. Hands down my favorite book ever
  • Not what I was expecting...

    By Twilight Noire
    Having just finished this book and never having read any other Chuck Palahniuks books, I can say that was probably the craziest book I've ever read. I won't spoil any of the story but for the sake of a review must state that this is a tale which has a ton of short stories intertwined with the main story. I found some to be interesting, some dull, some bizarre and one so foul i will never get it out of my head. The payoff for some of these stories also fell short for me. Unfortunately, so did the main story. It wasn't bad, just not what I was expecting and left me feeling like I was missing 5 pages in the back. All in all, I'm glad to of read it but can't think of anyone I know to recommend this to.
  • My favorite

    By sprbbmoon
    I love Chuck Palahniuk, he's my favorite author and this is literally the greatest story I have ever read.
  • Love it.

    By F4llenTit4n
    This is the best book I have ever read. This book will haunt me for the rest of my life.
  • A truly sick and twisted novel.

    By Trevman7819371
    Haunted is a truly fascinating book, it wonderfully illustrates the sick side of humanity, and our constant fascination with violence and conflict. In this dark and disgusting book you will read 24 short stories, each one sicker than the last, written by and about a group of people invited to a writer's retreat.
  • Fantastic

    By Anthony Tomlinson
    Ordinarily I'm not a huge reader. I could not put this book down. It was a little gritty in parts, but that was part of the appeal for me. If you have a weak stomach, do not eat before reading the first two chapters.
  • Kinda graphic

    By TianaTom
    No I take that back. It's not graphic...it's just wrong but morbidly fantastic at the same time. Try to bare through the gritty parts. It's so worth it.